Boiled to gluey, waterlogged collapse; or mashed to wallpaper paste with margarine and a splash of milk.
It was never the vegetable. It was the method.
Ambient convective dry heat producing caramelised, golden exterior and tender, concentrated interior. Medium-high heat, medium duration.
Sensory outcome: tender
Thin-cut, high-heat dehydration producing golden, shatter-crisp texture throughout. Medium-high heat, variable duration depending on thickness.
Sensory outcome: crunchy
Low wet heat over long duration producing silky, collapse-tender texture with concentrated, sweet depth. Collapse as intention, not accident.
Sensory outcome: silky
Roast: glass-crisp exterior, cloud interior; crisp: shatter; braise: silky-collapse
Year-round (UK field + stored)